I finally realised why poems are so boring
There’s an essential piece that’s missing!
It’s present everywhere nowadays
In news, in series, in plays
In presentations and in adverts
In game reviews compiled by nerds
In magazines and in books as well
In stories that your parents tell
In songs for children and in songs for dogs
In diner menus and in captains’ logs;
Without it, the puzzle’s not complete!
Without it, poems can’t compete!
To miss this stuff out’s just a massive clanger
For we are talking here about a …
To be continued…