It takes a psychopath to run a country
Who else can take the pressure of this task?
Who else can bomb someone without blinking,
Who else can keep this awful, lawful mask?
Who else can take away and give to someone else?
Who else can force someone to work in cold dispair?
Who else can turn away when millions are in trouble?
Who else can know what’s going on and still not care?
Oh wait, I can, my neighbour too!
My friends and buddies, so do you!
We’re qualified to lead, we all!
So if you need someone to kill,
Give us a call!