Mr Bear’d

There was a bear called Mr Beard
And, frankly, he was always very weird
He didn’t shave, nor did he care
That his weird looks made people scared!

One day, he went out for a walk
When a fine voice began to talk:
“Oh Mr Beard, if you’re so brave,
Why don’t you have the guts to shave?”

He turned around to have a look
And saw a cat reading a book
“Why would I want to shave my fur?”
To which, the clever cat just purred

And leapt away without reply
Left Mr Beard wondering why
So Mr Beard, forevermore
Stayed just as furry as before





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