I didn’t vote for this, I didn’t vote!
So why did this still happen?!
It felt like a bad anecdote
‘Till I heard my nerve snapping
If we would ever meet in life
He’d surely resent me
And still this bigot on two legs
Should somehow represent me
A millionaire for common folk
Locked up in his own tower—
All praise the Emperor’s new clothes
Our new King’s might and power!
And all the baboons in his court
Are standing there clapping
I didn’t vote for this, I didn’t vote–
So how did this still happen?!
This work was requested on Fiverr.
Just for $5 you can give me a big headache.
We have so much in common! Yes, I swear!
You wear clothes — and that’s exactly what I wear!
You’re speaking English, that’s my language too!
Though I am just a human — so are you!
We both possess a great amount of wit
And both use toilet paper when we take a shit
My eyes can see you, and your eyes see me
Our meeting, was it meant to be?
We’re sometimes working, both of us
Sometimes our cars break and we take a bus
Oh, you don’t have a car? Neither did I
Before I bought one, you should buy!
Or maybe I could sell, but either way
We’re growing samer every day
We’re like two drops of water, you and I:
I say hello, you say goodbye!