Drumpfed

I didn’t vote for this, I didn’t vote!
So why did this still happen?!
It felt like a bad anecdote
‘Till I heard my nerve snapping

If we would ever meet in life
He’d surely resent me
And still this bigot on two legs
Should somehow represent me

A millionaire for common folk
Locked up in his own tower—
All praise the Emperor’s new clothes
Our new King’s might and power!

And all the baboons in his court
Are standing there clapping
I didn’t vote for this, I didn’t vote–
So how did this still happen?!

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To Mr Drumpf

You’ve earned my most respect, dear mister president
Your wall of knowledge stuns each US resident
In my degree of scholarship, I am no match for you
You truly have the better words, you do
You tweet like no tomorrow and you bathe in pee
Yet there’s a small advice I want to give to thee
You really could use a piece of Toffifee
Despite the constant negative press covfefe

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