How can the weather be so shit?
What have we ever done to it?
Now that might really be the reason
We should arrest the sun for treason
Torture the clouds until they cry
Blow out the winds until they die
Shoot for the moon, kill its dark side…
Oh fuck it, I do not care, I’m sick and this poem can just go to hell.
I think it’s time we question ourselves
Why do we flush our toilets?
Why, the thought never crossed your mind?
The government doesn’t want us to think about it!
Rebel against the system!
Dethrone the sewerage!
Claim back the lavatory!
If we all stay together, with our wit
We’ll surely get to keep our shit!
I cannot take your bullshit anymore
That’s not what free speech was invented for
To spread around faeces epidemic
Infecting innocents with diarrhea
Just move your crapper out of here
Before your dung becomes pandemic
Go see a doctor, I don’t care
You are in need of medication
To save this world from defecation
And clear your throat from endless poop